214,022
Of all of them, 1,272 ever reached a market. 6 in every thousand. The rest were born and nobody bought them.
Does it work? We cannot prove it yet
There used to be a comparison here claiming approved tokens do fifty times better. We took it apart: the group we compared against was mostly tokens nobody ever bought, so it looked bad by construction rather than by being worse. The honest thing today is to say we do not know.
The full arithmetic, with its own rebuttal →15 minutes of auditing, not a blind shot
A verdict takes fifteen minutes from the moment we see a token born (measured 24 Sep 2026 over 9,551 cases). For what lives three minutes we are late, and we tell you to your face. For what has been alive a while, we arrive with the audit done and served.
Living verdicts, not old photos
A verdict expires. Once it has gone over three hours without a re-check, the card says it out loud: “Re-check pending”. We followed 200 tokens every half hour for 48 hours and 12 of 168 stopped being approved because the distribution genuinely moved. The fastest took three and a half hours: that is why the warning fires at three.
Of what was born yesterday, what is left
Each step is part of the one above. Read it top to bottom; the last line is the one that matters if you are buying.
- 01Born on Pump.fun100.0%34,564
- 02Already have a verdict32.6%11,266
- 03No known trap<0,1%4
- 04Of those, trading<0,1%0
- 05And have a way out<0,1%0
Enough liquidity to get in and out without moving the price yourself.
This is the number to keep if you are buying. It includes approved tokens of any age that are trading and have a way out, not only yesterday’s.
See the radar →Since Teena started watching
Births screened255,459
No irregularity623
Pass the filter0.24 %
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What happens to everything born
- No irregularity623 · 0.24 %
- Trap found80,470 · 31.5 %
- Could not check150,738 · 59.0 %
Traps found
Somebody did something. Each one is an accusation.
Could not check
We lacked data to judge. Nobody is accused of anything.
What only someone watching for weeks can know
These four cannot be worked out by looking at one token at a time, which is what everyone else does. They come from having watched every birth, with its timestamp.